Papa Sandemano

Everyone knew I’d be a chef. Not only did I like to eat, I loved to cook. I was always into the kitchen in some form. These days I don’t sling food to anyone other than friends and family, but I feel like it’s my duty to pass on the knowledge I’ve gained. Welcome. Apprentice!

Otitus Thoughts #1: Pain, DIY Montréal Steak Spice

Fuck otitis externa! Have you ever had an ear infection before? Do you know the feeling of a blunted torx wrench reaming slowly through your beleaguered ear drums? Pop! Pop! Crackle! Crackle! Fucking hurts like fun-fucking-crazy! Who the fuck invented that pain? What an asshole! Anyway, I got a new dehydrator last Christmas, and tentatively […]

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Battlefield 1: Weapon Assignments and (Not SUCKING Too Much) Practice

I installed the Battlefield 1 Premium Pass tonight to start off, because up until the 18th (I believe…) it’s FREE. Fucking rights I’m getting free DLC! Anyway. Now it’s on to learn more about how to succeed in the game. Top Reddit comments in my question thread are: Learn the maps Learn to shoot Do

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