Poisson D’avril et Mes Penses
In other words, happy April Fool’s Day Want to hear a great April fools joke? It has been around FOUR fucking months since I last wrote about eschewing resolutions, and setting goals.
Goals
Otitus Thoughts #1: Pain, DIY Montréal Steak Spice
Fuck otitis externa! Have you ever had an ear infection before? Do you know the feeling of a blunted torx wrench reaming slowly through your beleaguered ear drums? Pop! Pop! Crackle! Crackle! Fucking hurts like fun-fucking-crazy! Who the fuck invented that pain? What an asshole! Anyway, I got a new dehydrator last Christmas, and tentatively …
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Fuck NYE Resolutions, Here’s My 2019 Goals
You know what I fucking hate? Christmas! And New Year’s resolutions. By the end of 2019, I will have: