Category: writing

  • Sure—skip the apprenticeship. Your tools won’t hide it

    Sure—skip the apprenticeship. Your tools won’t hide it

    Part of: Papa’s Sparks

    GET TO THE POINT PAPA—JUST GIVE ME THE IDEA:

    Tools don’t replace experience—they show it.

    You can know the recipe and still ruin the dish.

    That gap? That’s experience.

    That’s apprenticeship.


    Chef’s office—after shift (uh oh)

    My heart is pounding when I open the door and walk into the office. My sous chef is sitting behind his desk.

    He points to the chair, and says, “Sit.”

    He doesn’t raise his voice right away.

    “Tell me why you put whole peppercorns in the marinade.”

    Just looks at me.

    I’m explaining. Confident. Logical. Already halfway through justifying it.

    I strained the peppercorns. No big deal. Chicken tastes better this way.

    I think I’m being smart.

    He cuts me off.

    “Shut the fuck up.”

    And just like that, I realize I’m not being smart.

    Because I’m thinking about the one time I do it right.

    I’m not thinking about the system.

    The one time someone forgets to strain the peppercorns.
    The one guest who bites down on that peppercorn.
    The one mistake that doesn’t get a second chance.

    I knew what to do.

    I just didn’t understand why it had to be done that way.

    I’m being dangerous.

    And that’s the difference.


    Knowing how something works isn’t the same as knowing how to use it.

    I could execute—but I didn’t understand the system, so I got it wrong.

    That’s knowledge you earn through experience.

    That’s apprenticeship.

    That’s why I’m not apprehensive about AI.

    I’m proof that knowing how something is done doesn’t mean you know how to do it properly.

    That part is earned.


    AI doesn’t replace skill.

    It reveals it.

    You can have the recipe and still ruin the dish. Or someone’s teeth. Or your own.

    You can skip the apprenticeship, but your tools won’t hide it.

  • Chili Test #1: Replacing Cayenne with Home-Dried Jalapeños

    Chili Test #1: Replacing Cayenne with Home-Dried Jalapeños

    I had a hankering to make chili.

    Didn’t have chili powder.
    Didn’t have cayenne.
    Didn’t feel like buying cayenne.

    But I did have a couple jars of dried jalapeños from last summer.

    Dried jalapeños from Grove 2025

    (See: Grew These)

    So instead of grabbing a store blend, I built my usual chili powder…
    and swapped the cayenne for my own ground jalapeños.

    Now… the problem.

    My wife has a very different definition of “medium.”

    Costco salsa? Too spicy.
    She powers through it… but I hear about it.

    History suggests this swap was a risky decision.

    Anyway, here’s what I did:

    Used about 1 1/2 peppers:

    • some with seeds
    • some without

    First I tried using a mortar and pestle to grind them…

    Useless, no thanks, IKEA!

    Then I got fed up and finished it in a busted coffee grinder.

    What? I refuse to throw it out. It’s still good!

    Mixed, it looked rougher than my usual chili powder…

    Flavoured with the jalapeños I grew, dried, and ground myself.

    Which felt like a great idea at the time.

    Result:

    Medium heat.
    Nice warmth, not overpowering.
    Well, at least not for me.

    But the Food Critics’ verdict?

    Okay… yeah. It’s got bite.

    This is what I’m trying to figure out:

    • How much do the seeds actually matter?
    • How does grind size affect it?
    • How does this compare to store-bought chili powder?

    The goal here isn’t just to make chili powder.

    It’s to understand what the peppers I grow actually do in a dish.

    This is the start.

    Next test:

    • Remove jalapeños from the spice mix and cook them whole with the beans.
    • All seeds vs no seeds.
    • Toasted vs not toasted.
    • Maybe bring in some chipotle powder to round it out.